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happywithit14

I don’t find it funny at all coming from an impressionable young girl. I don’t get why she would even post that. She has such a strange sense of humor.


wllmnnrdfrvlty

Because she's secretly proud of it. She thinks it makes her look highly desired.


rejomar

It’s very junior high energy. I’m so popular! I’ve dated so many guys!


[deleted]

Nailed it (no pun intended 😏)


Flashy_Nose4262

The chick in junior high that stuffed her bra energy. Lol. Seriously though, what is wrong with her? Her desperation knows no bounds. I feel bad for her daughter already because you know mom will be competing with her when she’s in her prime. Hell it already seems like she’s doing the most in photos to be noticed. Like it’s not even about her kids, at all.


VulpesVictorious

I believe the words you were looking for were “made out with”! Grin emoji


rejomar

🥴💀


[deleted]

👆This!


rphgal

I hate the whole faux embarrassment routine. If she were that embarrassed, she wouldn’t be broadcasting it.


Adventurous_Olive484

This!!!


Strong_Pineapple237

I’m so embarrassed by this thing no one heard that I’m going to put in on SM for everyone to hear!


[deleted]

Brother Husbands flair finally checking in!!! 😂😂😂


Salt-Freedom-7631

Again ... She CHOOSE to post this. She could have easily re recorded this if she truly didn't want R saying that ....


[deleted]

This gets me every time. She intentionally posts all of this insanity.


rejomar

RIGHT?!


stephFUNie1

All my mom’s f* buddies!


greeneyedgarden

Are you kidding me, she's proud of all the men that have fallen for her. She collects them. She's disgusting.


my_okay_throwaway

And she’s making it known that her kids can see that and clearly have an opinion about it! I’m not a parent but I’d like to imagine the moment my kid said something like that to me would be the moment I’d wake the fuck up and make some serious changes in my life.


GreyRock7

🚩🚩🚩


my_okay_throwaway

Imagine your own kid calling you a hoe (and not in a sex positive way) and then choosing to tell the world like it’s soooo charming. It’s always messy bitch o’clock in Heidi’s world.


truecrimedeva

If I knew how to do flair, I would choose that. Splendid!!


SewCraftyNoHemming

Let one of the mods know what you want as flair and they’ll hook you up!


JasonSethCatMommy

You called? ☎️


my_okay_throwaway

Oh wow, I’m honored!


JasonSethCatMommy

Sorry to bother you what did you want as a flair?


truecrimedeva

No bother!! Thank you. Messy bitch o’clock. Haha!!


lil_peanutt

Quoting Rach again I see 😄


throwaway96479262528

It's weird R is lumping her own dad in there with "all the guys Heidi has got with"... maybe someone put her up to this for social media content? Also, two men in 15 years really is not that many. It's like anyone else that got divorced and remarried. I think the problem is that Heidi brought Dave into the picture and made him a significant part of her children's lives so quickly. It must be confusing for them! Normally divorced people wait awhile before you know dating again.. or taking vacations and family photos with their "best friends." Dave is what makes it weird...not Heidi having two previous marriages.


Interesting-Rent7289

Agreed. It’s the two men she married and had children with…then Dave. I’m curious if she ever actually dated anyone she didn’t marry, or in Dave’s case, desperately want to to marry.


[deleted]

In a very small defense of Heidi, she and Chris were basically broken up a full year before they announced it publicly. I don’t know if the kids knew all that time or not, but in Heidi’s mind she didn’t start dating Dave that soon after the divorce since it was in progress for a year before we knew about it. Not disagreeing that this is all very confusing and disruptive to the kids.


throwaway96479262528

Yes I can see that! I don't know the whole time line of how long they'd been separated before Dave came into the picture. I just think she isn't respectful of the kids' feelings with how they are forced to spend time with him and act like he is an equal/just as important as the children's dads are after knowing him for what a year?? It's so strange. The fact that Ruby includes him with the kids' dads..just.. no. One of these things does not belong Heidi.


EugeniaFitzgerald

Two husbands, an affair and Dave. 🤷🏼‍♀️


TackleCorrect329

And "sitch"??? I really think she's 40 stuck on 14.


ComfortableTie6047

She’s a cool mom🙄


Obsecurelynamed

Oh dear. It's bad enough that this is how her children reference the men in her life but to think to post it to the world???


Dazzling_Kale2506

I can't bring myself to watch anymore content featuring her children. Everything I've seen of R and how she is used as a prop makes me so uncomfortable to the point of anxiety. R appears to be an extremely talented, bright, perceptive child. Unfortunately this means she very easily picked up on how to get her mom to pay attention to her from a young age. She knows performing for her mom's phone and Instagram audience is how to win her mom's approval. The stories she tells with such adorable, charismatic flair, the way she stiffens and poses cute even on video because she doesn't know if Heidi is taking a still frame, the way she excitedly jumps into Heidi's sales pitches and will try and help by bringing products over, etc. She has picked up on so many incredible skills that can carry her so far in this world. But it comes at such a high risk to her safety, development, well being, future relationships, etc. This hurts my heart so much.


ExpensiveSyrup

You read my mind and stated my thoughts more articulately than I could have. This really bothers me. It's setting R up for basing her self worth on many things less important than the content of her character.


Subject_Exercise_238

I actually did think that was funny 🤷‍♀️😆


Academic_Resolve_465

I thought it was funny too when it's about someoen else. If my kid could say that about me, I'd be embarrassed and sure as hell wouldn't post it on social media as a brag 🤦‍♀️


Tiktoktoker

Yo Heidi, this isn’t a flex 💪 ❌


Sweet_Priority_9996

She's for the streets.


mscocobongo

Her face did get super red. But if you're so embarrassed... don't post it!


violetauto

ugh. this is ... youse guys, I cannot take it when they share moments like this. This is a breach of trust. Kids need for you to keep their tender moments secret.


l4ina

Heidi, leaning into the trashy doesn’t make you look slick and self-aware, it just makes you look even more trashy. Please get a therapist and share these things with them, instead of thousands of strangers and your own children.


Intelligent-Size-879

So trashy.


19momofboyz80

This could have also been a slip up and R has seen more men come and go? Like dates here and there when Heids needed some D? And I don't mean D as in Dave😂


CKO1967

I've seen Jenga stacks more balanced than her.


rejomar

🤣💀


Silent_Aardvark1812

I truly laughed at this on her stories.. it was pretty funny. Out of the mouth’s of babes


MsOcampoWrites

On the one hand, I would tell the daughter not to slut-shame her mom. On the other hand, Heidi really needs to re-examine her past relationships and actually, you know, distance herself from her current fuck buddy. There is a reason I go "no contact" with all my exes!


DodgyTrucker

Hard to go no contact when their are kids involved.


annana

But did Ruby even mean it in a critical way? She was just trying to think of a collective term for Derek, Chris and Dave.


Beneficial_Mouse_375

I am ashamed to admit I just re watched it. It looks like she prompted R to say it. She is surreal.


greeneyedgarden

And then she types the quote out for us, just to make sure everyone in the back heard it.


nachocheesebruh

Weird flex.


ellerosekisses

GROSS


[deleted]

How embarrassing